Our Poem for Mountain.rb

Hello and Greetings, Our Ruby Dev Friends,
Mountain.rb we were pleased to attend.

Perhaps we did meet you! Perhaps we did not.
We hope, either way, you’ll give our tools a shot.

What do we do? Manage API feeds.
We fight the rate limits, dedupe all those tweets.

Need to know where those bit.ly’s point to?
Want to choose polling or streaming, do you?

We do those things, and on top of all that,
We put all your results in just one format.

You write only one parser for all of our feeds.
(We’ve got over 100 to meet your needs.)

The Facebook, The Twitter, The YouTube and More
If mass data collection makes your head sore…

Do not curse publishers, don’t make a fuss.
Just go to the Internet and visit us.

We’re not the best poets. Data’s more our thing.
So when you face APIs… give us a ring.